It really amazes him how the universe knows how and when to put people in their place.
Apparently the universe agrees.
He bent down to pat a cute little dog in the neighborhood the other day and, yes, it peed on his leg.
It did not care about all the books he has. It couldn’t care less about his DVDs. It couldn’t give a hoot about his jeans, upon which it peed (a lot).
It did what it needed to do and in the process brought him down to earth…and gave him a huge laugh.